majss:

hey will you remember me in a day

yeah

will you remember me in a week

yeah

will you remember me in a month

yeah

knock knock

who’s there

i thought you said you’d remember me

(via queenofoklahoma)

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She’s my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

(via uhmwillowsomething)

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blackandkillingit:

iamindia:

SCARY SPICE.

Black Girls Killing It Shop BGKI NOW

blackandkillingit:

iamindia:

SCARY SPICE.

Black Girls Killing It Shop BGKI NOW

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bohemea:

Liam & Chris Hemsworth
WHAT!

STOP! ALL THIS BEAUTY IS HURTING MY EYES.. AND SOUL… AND VAGINA.

bohemea:

Liam & Chris Hemsworth

WHAT!

STOP! ALL THIS BEAUTY IS HURTING MY EYES.. AND SOUL… AND VAGINA.

(via cloudbride)

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draculoids:

do you know why we’re all single

we never forwarded those chain messages

(via jamjars)

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kinkyminx:

somedudeslife:

kagenagaru:

mokou:

agent-355:

nolivingman:

piratesswoop:

thedistortedone:

relativemorals:

YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle.

Yes, you are reading.You are just reading a “lesser” form of book. Reading isn’t just reading the words on a page/screen, it’s smelling the book, new or old, it’s wearing the books spine out after rereading it for the X’th time, it’s leaving crease marks on a page you flipped too fast because you were that eager to get to the next page, and most of all, it’s losing yourself in a book to the point where the world around you no longer exists. And I, for one, cannot lose myself in an electronic screen. The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic. So you may be reading a book, but you will never truly experience a book unless you read it in a printed medium.

lol this pretentious bullshit. “The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic.” i mean really. anyway, the words of your reblog have no depth or meaning to me since i’m reading them in electronic form, but u tried it

LMAO I CAN’T
go sniff a book and get the fuck off tumblr bc ur electronic words mean nothing 2 me

BUT GUYS IT’S NOT A REAL BOOK B/C YOU CAN’T SMELL IT
YOU CAN’T RUN YOUR TONGUE UP ITS SPINE
YOU CAN’T WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN WHAT YOU PERCEIVE TO BE ITS EAR
do you not realise how creepy you sound
you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy 



you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….
Best line ever. 

kinkyminx:

somedudeslife:

kagenagaru:

mokou:

agent-355:

nolivingman:

piratesswoop:

thedistortedone:

relativemorals:

YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle.

Yes, you are reading.You are just reading a “lesser” form of book. Reading isn’t just reading the words on a page/screen, it’s smelling the book, new or old, it’s wearing the books spine out after rereading it for the X’th time, it’s leaving crease marks on a page you flipped too fast because you were that eager to get to the next page, and most of all, it’s losing yourself in a book to the point where the world around you no longer exists. And I, for one, cannot lose myself in an electronic screen. The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic. So you may be reading a book, but you will never truly experience a book unless you read it in a printed medium.

lol this pretentious bullshit. “The words of a real book take on a depth that cannot ever be recreated on anything electronic.” i mean really. anyway, the words of your reblog have no depth or meaning to me since i’m reading them in electronic form, but u tried it

LMAO I CAN’T

go sniff a book and get the fuck off tumblr bc ur electronic words mean nothing 2 me

BUT GUYS IT’S NOT A REAL BOOK B/C YOU CAN’T SMELL IT

YOU CAN’T RUN YOUR TONGUE UP ITS SPINE

YOU CAN’T WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS IN WHAT YOU PERCEIVE TO BE ITS EAR

do you not realise how creepy you sound

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy

you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….you’re reading a fucking paperback not eating pussy….

Best line ever. 

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